With my toes on the edge it's such a lovely view.
Month
her: wow you came pretty quick
me: AGDQ 2015 Sex With Hot Girl Speed Run #AGDQS2015
announcer: awesome sauce, we got a 10 dollar donation from mengaman and he says “good luck with the sex”
umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog
You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.
If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.
If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.
If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.
If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer
if all the keys are smashed they’re gay
Why?
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every trans girl deserves a free nintendo switch reblog if you agree
DM, while I’m in combat: “Give me a perception check.”
Me: “Uh, 14?”
DM: “Nevermind.”
Me:
When u see ur friends after bottoming for the 1st time
Tf is bottoming
look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.
