“Oh Mario? I want to lick the inside of your ribcage! MARIOOOOOOOO!”
skjdahkjdsah i love you
hollywood: greetings fellow hetero white males!!! what’s–
ian mckellen:

improvised weaponry
they beat jesus with that
Vegan BDSM equipment
This post killed me 3 times
her: wow you came pretty quick
me: AGDQ 2015 Sex With Hot Girl Speed Run #AGDQS2015
announcer: awesome sauce, we got a 10 dollar donation from mengaman and he says “good luck with the sex”
The fucked up thing is that I know the guy on the left. We met through a forum for bass players and we’re friends on Facebook.
Is this his general vibe or is this photo an outlier?
Yeah, this captures his vibe pretty well.
I CANNOT STOPPP LAUGHINGH!!!!!
IM TRYNA DRIVE SLOW FAST
“I DIDN’T WANT TO PICK UP YOU UP” had me fucking crying!
Eleanor Roosevelt and Lyudmila Pavlichenko.
Lyudmila Pavlichenko was a Soviet sniper credited with 309 kills, she is regarded as the most successful female sniper in history. She visited with President Franklin
Roosevelt, becoming the first Soviet citizen to be welcomed at the White
House. Afterward, Eleanor Roosevelt asked Lyudmila to
accompany her on a tour of the country and tell Americans of her
experiences as a woman in combat. Pavlichenko was only 25, but she had
been wounded four times in battle.
↳ more х,х,х | gifs from Battle for Sevastopol 2015 trailer.

this is her






